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WELCOME! Happy Summer, give that cache a sunburn!!

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YOOOOOO!! what's up! welcome to my cosmic corner of the web! this is the sister site to calamari-soup, but i'm not quite "in character" here. I hope that's alright with you! i'm a hard-rooted stan of the 2000s/2010s, heavy lifting, and all things kirby and yoshi. it's finally summer, so grab your watermelons and fresh lemonade and lets chill under a big tree! it has come to my attention an alternate galaxy has been discovered. CLICK!!! like what you see? sign my guestbook!